http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/-t1.htm Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:19:27 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/empty.gif http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/-t1.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/stella-awards-t2419.htm thehogster65 Stella Awards It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:19:27 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/stella-awards-t2419.htm#14522 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/stella-awards-t2419.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/dog-for-sale-t2398.htm thehogster65 A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:26:34 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/dog-for-sale-t2398.htm#14409 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/dog-for-sale-t2398.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-the-fight-started-t2396.htm thehogster65 How the fight started...... One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot As a Christmas gift... The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven' t used the gift I bought you last Year!" And that's how the fight started... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife,' Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' ... Jokes and Humor Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:37:47 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-the-fight-started-t2396.htm#14404 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-the-fight-started-t2396.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/making-stairs-more-interesting-t2395.htm thehogster65
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Making_stairs_more_interesting]]> Jokes and Humor Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:39:36 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/making-stairs-more-interesting-t2395.htm#14396 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/making-stairs-more-interesting-t2395.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/swine-flu-gone-too-far-t2391.htm thehogster65

Linking code copied to clipboard]]> Jokes and Humor Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:36:34 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/swine-flu-gone-too-far-t2391.htm#14370 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/swine-flu-gone-too-far-t2391.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-bad-is-the-economy-t2385.htm thehogster65 Economy, How Bad Is It? 1. The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" 3. The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 4. The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 5. ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:01:10 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-bad-is-the-economy-t2385.htm#14334 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-bad-is-the-economy-t2385.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/deodorant-t2377.htm thehogster65
I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I pass gas,
the room smells awesome!]]> Jokes and Humor Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:14:39 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/deodorant-t2377.htm#14274 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/deodorant-t2377.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-t2378.htm thehogster65 Subject: How I Learned To Mind My Own Business... How I learned to mind my own business : I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see What was going on..... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... Jokes and Humor Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:18:35 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-t2378.htm#14275 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-t2378.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/blonde-jokes-t1704.htm NicolasWSOP Sorry if they're offensive!!! A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans." How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone. A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?" One day, a ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 28 May 2009 02:31:45 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/blonde-jokes-t1704.htm#9208 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/blonde-jokes-t1704.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/redneck-jokes-t2267.htm Roller In the back woods of Arkansas Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to ... Jokes and Humor Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:35:43 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/redneck-jokes-t2267.htm#13363 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/redneck-jokes-t2267.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/flu-season-t2344.htm thehogster65 Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister Noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled With water, and in the water Floated, of all things, acondom! When ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:15:33 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/flu-season-t2344.htm#14028 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/flu-season-t2344.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/nurses-aren-t-supposed-to-laugh-t2342.htm thehogster65 Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery . Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:08:40 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/nurses-aren-t-supposed-to-laugh-t2342.htm#13993 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/nurses-aren-t-supposed-to-laugh-t2342.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/more-jokes-t2325.htm Surf Rat Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside. ...................................................... what have men and floor tiles have in common? if you lay 'em right the first time,you can walk all over them for life. ......................................................... how many women does it take to change a lightbulb? none...they'd just sit in the dark an bitch. ........................................................... ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:14:48 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/more-jokes-t2325.htm#13858 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/more-jokes-t2325.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/anniversary-t2316.htm jimbeam77 George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas . When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude.." "Harriet, she's a prostitute.." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" "Let's go up to our room and I'll prove ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:21:10 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/anniversary-t2316.htm#13787 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/anniversary-t2316.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/some-very-funny-puns-t2314.htm NicolasWSOP " ALL PUNS INTENDED " 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. ... Jokes and Humor Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:55:02 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/some-very-funny-puns-t2314.htm#13783 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/some-very-funny-puns-t2314.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/cop-on-a-bridge-t2309.htm thehogster65 A guy speeding over a bridge, late for work, gets stopped by a cop standing on the bridge operating radar. After being stopped the cop asks the man what his profession is and he replied "A professional asshole stretcher." The cop, being curious, asks "Exactly what does a professional asshole stretcher do?" The driver explains that he starts with a small asshole and continues to stretch it until its six feet tall. The cop asks the driver "What do you do with a six foot ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:45:46 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/cop-on-a-bridge-t2309.htm#13724 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/cop-on-a-bridge-t2309.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/socrates-the-great-philosopher-or-was-he-lol-t2293.htm datsme53 In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three." "Test of Three?" "That's right,"Socrates continued ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:11:26 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/socrates-the-great-philosopher-or-was-he-lol-t2293.htm#13593 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/socrates-the-great-philosopher-or-was-he-lol-t2293.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/a-man-will-t2282.htm badab pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:01:30 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/a-man-will-t2282.htm#13487 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/a-man-will-t2282.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/colonoscopy-journal-t2264.htm thehogster65 Hold on to your seats! This one is hilarious!!!! ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Arkansas. Then ... Jokes and Humor Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:30:24 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/colonoscopy-journal-t2264.htm#13315 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/colonoscopy-journal-t2264.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/taliban-t2265.htm thehogster65 This is an e-mail I got from a friend. I don't know for sure that it came from a member of the US troops, but I sure hope it did. The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this. "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes 3. You have more wives than teeth. ... Jokes and Humor Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:37:09 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/taliban-t2265.htm#13316 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/taliban-t2265.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/gotta-love-the-irsh-t2085.htm thehogster65
To which Murphy replies:

"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.]]> Jokes and Humor Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:04:22 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/gotta-love-the-irsh-t2085.htm#11846 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/gotta-love-the-irsh-t2085.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/i-hope-i-don-t-get-in-trouble-for-this-one-lol-have-to-share-it-t2248.htm bird_man13 ROFL
Sorry if it's inappropriate! i had to share this one hehe]]> Jokes and Humor Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:25:42 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/i-hope-i-don-t-get-in-trouble-for-this-one-lol-have-to-share-it-t2248.htm#13064 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/i-hope-i-don-t-get-in-trouble-for-this-one-lol-have-to-share-it-t2248.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/99-words-for-boobs-t2159.htm datsme53
http://www.break.com/index/99-words-for-boobs.html]]> Jokes and Humor Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:19:37 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/99-words-for-boobs-t2159.htm#12365 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/99-words-for-boobs-t2159.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/why-why-why-t2121.htm thehogster65 Why, Why, Why? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:58:42 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/why-why-why-t2121.htm#12057 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/why-why-why-t2121.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/labor-pains-parental-advisory-explicit-content-t2129.htm The Big Donk
"Hey," he says. "Don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass. But nooooo, you thought that would hurt!"]]> Jokes and Humor Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:33:32 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/labor-pains-parental-advisory-explicit-content-t2129.htm#12140 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/labor-pains-parental-advisory-explicit-content-t2129.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/kermit-jagger-t2068.htm thehogster65 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:11:17 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/kermit-jagger-t2068.htm#11737 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/kermit-jagger-t2068.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/damn-fine-explanation-t2037.htm thehogster65 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll ... Jokes and Humor Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:22:24 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/damn-fine-explanation-t2037.htm#11499 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/damn-fine-explanation-t2037.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/here-s-one-t1933.htm Nutz-R-Gutz Why can't mexicans play UNO? They keep stealing the green cards!! Jokes and Humor Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:12:57 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/here-s-one-t1933.htm#10799 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/here-s-one-t1933.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/father-s-day-gift-t1848.htm thehogster65 Italian Tomato Garden: An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:17:15 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/father-s-day-gift-t1848.htm#10304 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/father-s-day-gift-t1848.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/newspaper-headlines-t1723.htm NicolasWSOP These are all REAL newspaper headlines! Some are just slips of the tongue Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers House passes gas tax onto senate Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan Two convicts evade noose, jury hung William Kelly was fed secretary Milk drinkers are turning to powder Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted Quarter of a million ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 30 May 2009 00:21:42 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/newspaper-headlines-t1723.htm#9343 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/newspaper-headlines-t1723.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/did-you-know-t1345.htm thehogster65 Not really a joke just trivia Just in case you had nothing to think about today ... At five minutes and six seconds after 4 on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be: 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again in our lifetimes. Jokes and Humor Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:10:17 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/did-you-know-t1345.htm#6963 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/did-you-know-t1345.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/surrogate-father-t1654.htm thehogster65 The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to....' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 19 May 2009 03:52:37 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/surrogate-father-t1654.htm#8830 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/surrogate-father-t1654.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/brain-transplant-t1634.htm NicolasWSOP A man went into a coma, and his family was told that he would need a brain transplant. The family was checking prices for the transplant and saw that a male brain was $10,000, and a female brain was $2,000. Confused, the family asked the doctor why there was such a big difference in price. He replied that the woman's brain had been used. This was a just a joke that my mom told me, and I thought it was funny, even though I don't agree with it Jokes and Humor Sun, 17 May 2009 18:47:26 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/brain-transplant-t1634.htm#8752 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/brain-transplant-t1634.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/burning-rubber-t1607.htm NicolasWSOP Two old ladies were standing on a street corner smoking cigarettes. It started to rain and one lady said, ''Great, now I'll have to put this out.'' The other lady said, ''No you don't, i have some cigarette covers here.'' She proceeded to take a trojan out of her purse, cut the end off and put it over her cigarette. The other lady asked, ''Where did you get that?'' The second lady replied, ''Just go to the drug store and ask for some condoms.'' The next day the first lady ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 15 May 2009 04:27:56 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/burning-rubber-t1607.htm#8585 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/burning-rubber-t1607.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/ponderables-t1595.htm thehogster65 Ponderables I've been thinking again (oh oh, there he goes again!). I had amnesia once --- or twice. I forget. ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** I am neither for nor against apathy. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. **** ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 12 May 2009 01:25:21 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/ponderables-t1595.htm#8503 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/ponderables-t1595.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/ten-peeves-that-dogs-have-about-humans-t1572.htm thehogster65 TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! ------------------------------------- '2' Yelling ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 09 May 2009 16:37:37 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/ten-peeves-that-dogs-have-about-humans-t1572.htm#8376 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/ten-peeves-that-dogs-have-about-humans-t1572.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/from-one-neighbour-to-the-next-t1514.htm Not Like Me On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 01 May 2009 15:15:56 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/from-one-neighbour-to-the-next-t1514.htm#8095 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/from-one-neighbour-to-the-next-t1514.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/1-point-for-us-women-t1509.htm thehogster65 An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 01 May 2009 00:17:50 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/1-point-for-us-women-t1509.htm#8085 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/1-point-for-us-women-t1509.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/an-italian-boy-s-confession-t1418.htm thehogster65 An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION (Of course, Catholics know that names are not to be mentioned during Reconciliation commonly known as'Confession' ) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:04:10 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/an-italian-boy-s-confession-t1418.htm#7451 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/an-italian-boy-s-confession-t1418.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/here-s-the-story-t1417.htm thehogster65 [b]Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. [/b] [b]A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'[/b] [b]Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:53:19 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/here-s-the-story-t1417.htm#7450 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/here-s-the-story-t1417.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-to-wash-a-cat-t1375.htm KEVINfromHB This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet ... Jokes and Humor Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:25:32 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-to-wash-a-cat-t1375.htm#7121 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/how-to-wash-a-cat-t1375.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/new-baskin-robbins-flavor-t1344.htm thehogster65 New Baskin-Robbins flavor In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor, "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to ... Jokes and Humor Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:07:41 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/new-baskin-robbins-flavor-t1344.htm#6962 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/new-baskin-robbins-flavor-t1344.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/new-donkhard-coffee-machine-t1250.htm datsme53 http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

2. Select language
3. Put the Coin in the vending machine
4. Choose your drink
5. Click on the cup when it is ready
6. Click on "Open".... enjoy!
(Don't forget to click on "Open")]]> Jokes and Humor Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:11:59 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/new-donkhard-coffee-machine-t1250.htm#6324 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/new-donkhard-coffee-machine-t1250.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/donald-and-daisy-duck-t1228.htm thehogster65 Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the ... Jokes and Humor Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:39:04 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/donald-and-daisy-duck-t1228.htm#6180 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/donald-and-daisy-duck-t1228.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/belated-irish-jokes-check-em-out-t1216.htm datsme53 I should have posted these too, but I almost totally forgot about em. Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' ]They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:59:31 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/belated-irish-jokes-check-em-out-t1216.htm#6133 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/belated-irish-jokes-check-em-out-t1216.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/don-t-mess-with-seniors-t1215.htm thehogster65 A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:40:04 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/don-t-mess-with-seniors-t1215.htm#6132 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/don-t-mess-with-seniors-t1215.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/sneezing-on-an-airplane-t1214.htm thehogster65 A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet ... Jokes and Humor Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:39:14 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/sneezing-on-an-airplane-t1214.htm#6131 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/sneezing-on-an-airplane-t1214.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/irish-joke-in-honor-of-st-patrick-s-day-t1210.htm datsme53 [size=16][size=12]Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first, it would mean a great deal to me if you would say a few kind words at me grave." The other friend responds, "That I'll do, Mr.O'Donnel, that I'll do. But should it be I who should happen ... Jokes and Humor Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:20:05 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/irish-joke-in-honor-of-st-patrick-s-day-t1210.htm#6092 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/irish-joke-in-honor-of-st-patrick-s-day-t1210.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/funny-video-great-special-effects-t1174.htm datsme53 Here's the link....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRtymuRMZiE]]> Jokes and Humor Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:29:45 GMT http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/funny-video-great-special-effects-t1174.htm#5859 http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/funny-video-great-special-effects-t1174.htm http://donkhard.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humor-f25/i-tricked-ya-t1121.htm bwins pick three differences in these pictures

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