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Post by Not Like Me on Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:28 pm

Nick and his wife Bonnie
went to the state fair every year,

And every year Nick would
say,

'Bonnie, I'd like to ride in that
helicopter.'


Bonnie always replied,


'I know Nick, but that helicopter
ride is fifty dollars,

And fifty dollars is fifty
dollars'



Many years later, Bonnie and Nick went to
the fair, and Nick said,

'Bonnie, I'm 85 years old.


If I don't ride that helicopter, I
might never get another chance.'


To this, Bonnie replied,


'Nick, that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'


The pilot overheard the couple and
said,

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and
don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty
dollars.'


Bonnie and Nick agreed, and up they
went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy
maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over
and over again,

But still not a
word.



When they landed, the pilot turned
to Nick and said,

'By golly, I did everything I
could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed!'

Nick replied,


'Well, to tell you the truth,


I almost said something when Bonnie
fell out,

But you know,


fifty dollars is fifty
dollars!'


Very Happy
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Re: $50 is fifty dollars!

Post by NicolasWSOP on Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:07 pm

My math teacher showed me this! lol!


I seem to have alot in common with Nick Smile
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Re: $50 is fifty dollars!

Post by Surf Rat on Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:10 am

What a Face Laughing very funny....poker players always need a laugh Cool ..tho I gotta say I am not pleased with your new picture of Hedo in the Raptors uniform.... Razz Razz ....really thought he would want to stay with the Magic to make another run at a championship.. Basketball bounce ...
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Post by NicolasWSOP on Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:50 pm

Surf Rat wrote:What a Face Laughing very funny....poker players always need a laugh Cool ..tho I gotta say I am not pleased with your new picture of Hedo in the Raptors uniform.... Razz Razz ....really thought he would want to stay with the Magic to make another run at a championship.. Basketball bounce ...



Who says the Raptors can't win the Championship? Razz
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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:31 pm

go celtics think they just sured up there title lol,

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Post by slyone66 on Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:52 pm

rofl at the thought of raptors winning championship. go Celts
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Post by Not Like Me on Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:55 am

pfttt...raptors will win a championship one day

*prays*
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Re: $50 is fifty dollars!

Post by ChrShaDil on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:37 pm

lmao

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