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$50 is fifty dollars!
Nick and his wife Bonnie
went to the state fair every year,
And every year Nick would
say,
'Bonnie, I'd like to ride in that
helicopter.'
Bonnie always replied,
'I know Nick, but that helicopter
ride is fifty dollars,
And fifty dollars is fifty
dollars'
Many years later, Bonnie and Nick went to
the fair, and Nick said,
'Bonnie, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I
might never get another chance.'
To this, Bonnie replied,
'Nick, that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and
said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and
don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty
dollars.'
Bonnie and Nick agreed, and up they
went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy
maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over
and over again,
But still not a
word.
When they landed, the pilot turned
to Nick and said,
'By golly, I did everything I
could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Nick replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Bonnie
fell out,
But you know,
fifty dollars is fifty
dollars!'
went to the state fair every year,
And every year Nick would
say,
'Bonnie, I'd like to ride in that
helicopter.'
Bonnie always replied,
'I know Nick, but that helicopter
ride is fifty dollars,
And fifty dollars is fifty
dollars'
Many years later, Bonnie and Nick went to
the fair, and Nick said,
'Bonnie, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I
might never get another chance.'
To this, Bonnie replied,
'Nick, that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and
said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and
don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty
dollars.'
Bonnie and Nick agreed, and up they
went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy
maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over
and over again,
But still not a
word.
When they landed, the pilot turned
to Nick and said,
'By golly, I did everything I
could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Nick replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Bonnie
fell out,
But you know,
fifty dollars is fifty
dollars!'
Not Like Me- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 441
Registration date : 2009-03-14
Age : 37
Location : Toronto, Canada
Re: $50 is fifty dollars!
My math teacher showed me this! lol!
I seem to have alot in common with Nick
I seem to have alot in common with Nick
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
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Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 30
Location : California
Re: $50 is fifty dollars!
very funny....poker players always need a laugh ..tho I gotta say I am not pleased with your new picture of Hedo in the Raptors uniform.... ....really thought he would want to stay with the Magic to make another run at a championship.. ...
Surf Rat- Member Rank: Flush
- Number of posts : 327
Registration date : 2009-05-15
Re: $50 is fifty dollars!
Surf Rat wrote: very funny....poker players always need a laugh ..tho I gotta say I am not pleased with your new picture of Hedo in the Raptors uniform.... ....really thought he would want to stay with the Magic to make another run at a championship.. ...
Who says the Raptors can't win the Championship?
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 30
Location : California
Re: $50 is fifty dollars!
rofl at the thought of raptors winning championship. go Celts
slyone66- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 702
Registration date : 2008-09-19
Age : 58
Location : Massachusetts
Re: $50 is fifty dollars!
pfttt...raptors will win a championship one day
*prays*
*prays*
Not Like Me- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 441
Registration date : 2009-03-14
Age : 37
Location : Toronto, Canada
ChrShaDil- Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie
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Registration date : 2008-09-07
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