Online Poker Rooms


A Poker Tail!!

View previous topic View next topic Go down

A Poker Tail!!

Post by csmron on Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:44 am

A poker tail

There was a poker playing donkey. He knew that those other mean 'ol poker players were always getting his chips, and knocking him out of tourny's. He also knew they were using his weakness for carrots against him. They would dangle it on A string and distract him during big hands. So he decided to go to the supermarket and buy his own carrots to eat during the tournys.
He trots down to the store and wouldn,t you know it there was A sign in the window that said "NO DONKEYS ALLOWED" he trots around the parking lot braying, and thinking how can he get his needed carrots, ah hah , he has it! He trots around to the dumpster and gets himself A piece of cardboard. On it he writes "will work for carrots" Then he trots over to the doors and stations himself so any passers by will see his sign. He waits and waits, and other than A few people who try to give him round shiny copper and silver things which he rejects, no luck. Now it is getting time to leave for he has A tourny scheduled, then A priest walks by reads his sign and asks "are you A homeless donkey" "no sir" the donkey replies "but if I don't start playing better poker I soon will be" heeee haaawwww Very Happy Smile

csmron
Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie
Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie

Number of posts : 11
Registration date : 2008-07-29
Age : 61

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: A Poker Tail!!

Post by Roller on Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:35 pm

Cute Story.

Poor old Donkey.
Wants some carrots.
Tournament starting soon I think.
Here they all come running.
Carrots Carrots Carrots the players yell out loud.
Many players hold the carrots and know when to dangle them and when not.
The first step I think may be to identify ones donk EE ness.
Then change your diet to fish instead of carrots.

Very Happy

Then work your way up to eating Sharks.....
Yummm
Yummmm

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

At that point you will be Donkey no more .....


Nice story ..........


Last edited by Roller on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:23 pm; edited 1 time in total

Roller
Member Rank: Boat
Member Rank: Boat

Number of posts : 645
Registration date : 2009-07-10
Age : 52

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: A Poker Tail!!

Post by Surf Rat on Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:31 pm

What a Face poor little donkey has a bad addiction .... can't resist the tempting carrots...you should always bring a sack full to the FreeRoll table for the stampede.....I like to slice them up and leave 'em as a trail to the trap Laughing .....and Roller I agree fillet'd and fried shark sticks are yummy tho a bit tuff bounce
avatar
Surf Rat
Member Rank: Flush
Member Rank: Flush

Number of posts : 327
Registration date : 2009-05-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: A Poker Tail!!

Post by unibamber on Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:01 pm

good i like like it
avatar
unibamber
Member Rank: Straight
Member Rank: Straight

Number of posts : 180
Registration date : 2009-05-02
Age : 29
Location : uk

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: A Poker Tail!!

Post by Roller on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:36 pm

Surf Rat wrote:What a Face poor little donkey has a bad addiction .... can't resist the tempting carrots...you should always bring a sack full to the FreeRoll table for the stampede.....I like to slice them up and leave 'em as a trail to the trap Laughing .....and Roller I agree fillet'd and fried shark sticks are yummy tho a bit tuff bounce

Carrots Carrots Carrots.
Get your Free Carrots.

Here Donk Donk Donk Carrots for Free.
Get your Carrots.
Come one come all.
Carrots for Free ...... Here they come ......
Look at em falling over each other to get the free carrots.

LMAO

Laughing Laughing Laughing


Shark Sticks are better with tarter sauce, although Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise will work in a pinch.
Yummm
Yummmmmm

Enjoy ..................

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Roller
Member Rank: Boat
Member Rank: Boat

Number of posts : 645
Registration date : 2009-07-10
Age : 52

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: A Poker Tail!!

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum