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Post by The Big Donk on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm

As you all know, I will be leaving for Army Training on September 21st. After volunteering my wife to take over my duties here on the forum, she has generously agreed. Isn't she wonderful?!

So I wanted to take a moment to introduce you all to my wife / newest forum Administrator.

So everybody, meet my wife, Mrs. Donk. Mrs. Donk, meet everyone.

Just so you all know, she knows what a bunch of smart-asses we are around here. I pretty much censor myself here on the forum (for the most part) but in person I have a foul mouth and an even fouler sense of humor (which Mrs. Donk loves), so feel free to have the same fun in the presence of Mrs. Donk that we always have.

Some things she may or may not say about herself: she is a very smart, ambitious, and beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. She is also a huge fan of poker, and has been since I've known her (that's how we met, in fact). Not only that, but she is one hell of a solid poker player. Her reads are downright sick sometimes. She knows very well how to work her opponents into donating chips into her stack.

I don't want to give away too much, but I truly think you all will all enjoy chatting and playing poker with her as much as I do.

And one more thing, here are some jokes my wife has told me, just so y'all know who you're dealing with here:

"What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through something so small?"

"Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove."

"What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever."

"Why do men die before their wives?
They want to."

"Why do they call a papsmear a papsmear?
Because women wouldn't get them if they were called a cunt-scrape."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream why your having sex?
Call her and tell her."

And finally,

"What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."

lol! LMAO! lol!
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by NicolasWSOP on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm

it's official, I LOVE Mrs. Donk!

Welcome to the forum!
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by illphillllllll on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:54 pm

welcome to the forum. always glad to have another solid player added to the team, hopefully you will also be joining us for our upcoming team league. looking forward to chatting and playing some poker with you.
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by datsme53 on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm

Alllll Righty then! LOL!
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by NicolasWSOP on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm

One of my favorite poker hands is King Jack offsuit.

jack - king off.

hehehe Very Happy
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by Mrs. Donk on Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm

Hello all dedicated Donkhard members,

I am Mrs. Donk I wouldnt nessesarly say TBD has been hidding be as much as I am a busy women I am a mother, full time student and own a business of my own. I am excited to take over Donkhard for my husband as he sets out on a new brave adventure helping to serve and protect his country.

I would like to let you all know that like my husband said I do have a good sense of humor as him which is one reason we get along so well, I do LOVE poker which is how TBD and I met I am not sure if he has told you all the story but if you ask he loves to brag about it Very Happy.

I will admit I am a little nervous about runnung Donkhard being that I have never done anything like it before but I am sure with some patients from the Donkhard members and dedication from me I will be able to run Donkhard well for you all. Please just remember I am new at this and it may take me a little while to get use to things. If anyone has any helpful tips I would love the help. Ill I ask is for is the members to be respectful and not rude to me remember this will take some time for me to get use to.

Thanks for listening to me

Mrs. Donk queen

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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by Roller on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm


"I don't want to give away too much, but I truly think you all will
all enjoy chatting and playing poker with her as much as I do."


Welcome MRS Donk .............
I look forward to seeing you at the tables.


"Why do they call a papsmear a papsmear?
Because women wouldn't get them if they were called a cunt-scrape."


OMG
Funny


"What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."


LMAO
Ok I am cracking up right now.

TBD you have a keeper there.

Welcome MRS Donk.

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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by Roller on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm

Mrs. Donk wrote:Hello all dedicated Donkhard members,

I am Mrs. Donk I wouldnt nessesarly say TBD has been hidding be as much as I am a busy women I am a mother, full time student and own a business of my own. I am excited to take over Donkhard for my husband as he sets out on a new brave adventure helping to serve and protect his country.

I would like to let you all know that like my husband said I do have a good sense of humor as him which is one reason we get along so well, I do LOVE poker which is how TBD and I met I am not sure if he has told you all the story but if you ask he loves to brag about it Very Happy.

I will admit I am a little nervous about runnung Donkhard being that I have never done anything like it before but I am sure with some patients from the Donkhard members and dedication from me I will be able to run Donkhard well for you all. Please just remember I am new at this and it may take me a little while to get use to things. If anyone has any helpful tips I would love the help. Ill I ask is for is the members to be respectful and not rude to me remember this will take some time for me to get use to.

Thanks for listening to me

Mrs. Donk queen

All the members at DonkHard will treat you with complete respect.
That we all shall promise.

I think it's Fantastic that you are taking over when your husband needs you.
Very Cool.
I give you 5 Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven right from the start.


Mrs Donk if there is anything we can help you with, please don't hesitate to ask.
Trust me when I say this is a great group of poker players here.

Please everyone Welcome TBDW.



sunny TBDW Welcome. sunny

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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by datsme53 on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:24 pm

Mrs. Donk wrote:Hello all dedicated Donkhard members,

I am Mrs. Donk I wouldnt nessesarly say TBD has been hidding be as much as I am a busy women I am a mother, full time student and own a business of my own. I am excited to take over Donkhard for my husband as he sets out on a new brave adventure helping to serve and protect his country.

I would like to let you all know that like my husband said I do have a good sense of humor as him which is one reason we get along so well, I do LOVE poker which is how TBD and I met I am not sure if he has told you all the story but if you ask he loves to brag about it Very Happy.

I will admit I am a little nervous about runnung Donkhard being that I have never done anything like it before but I am sure with some patients from the Donkhard members and dedication from me I will be able to run Donkhard well for you all. Please just remember I am new at this and it may take me a little while to get use to things. If anyone has any helpful tips I would love the help. Ill I ask is for is the members to be respectful and not rude to me remember this will take some time for me to get use to.

Thanks for listening to me

Mrs. Donk queen

Glad to finally meet you Mrs. D! Nice to see you in the chat box too! I have no doubt you will do just fine filling in here at Donkhard. I don't know if there is anyway I can help, but if there is .. just give me a shout.. and if I can.. I will make an attempt to help. You will do fine... TBD told us he really is looking forward to the training coming up... so I believe he will also enjoy training, if you will, you to take over the helm here. I think the core membership here is a great bunch and will be looking forward to Donkhard's future. We hope and pray for TBD's quick and safe return from his tour. I couldn't be prouder to know such an individual as TBD. I thank him and you for his service to our great nation! cheers

Please relax and enjoy the time here at Donkhard... we all do.. and TBD has made it a great forum to be a part of. The best on the net in my opinion... bar none! Thank you, Mrs. D, in advance for all you will do here at Donkhard.
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by Surf Rat on Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:18 am

What a Face Weeell heeeey Mrs Donk and welcome,also good luck to "TBD" at Army boot training....keep it tuff ground pounder and a safe return to poker and cyber space.
We will be on our breast Rolling Eyes behavior for Mrs "D" while you gone and promise Suspect no huge,WILD Tequilla drunken partys with naked strippers cheers in the members lounge Shocked Laughing
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by Guest on Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:51 am

well thats a great way to enter the forum with a huge amount of jokes lol. welcome to donkhard and u will be fine running the show .and gl at the tables and will be very nice to c ya at the tables. i vote u in to the first top posters game we play next and any one have a problem with that send them to me [heads on platter or balls on a stick which ever] lmao.

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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by chefjimmy on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:51 am

hey welcome to the crowd mrs.TBD,hope you enjoy leading this crazed group...hopefully it will be just a short hiatus...look forward to knowing you better,jimmy
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by unibamber on Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:55 am

hi and welcome i hope u have loads of fun and spend all tbd moneylol
and nice joke tbd
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Post by jimbeam77 on Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:04 pm

LMAO good jokes Very Happy Hi mrs. Donk, dont know if tbd told you but if you need anything i mean anything you just let me know Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Re: Mrs. Donk's Formal Introduction

Post by thehogster65 on Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:53 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PIG
SOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
RAZORBACKS

That is how we say howdy where I come from. Welcome to the forum Mrs.Donk our new supreme leader in charge of everything DONKINESS. Looking forward to chatting and playing poker with you, and like everyone else pretty much if there is anything I can do to help out just give a little whistle and I'll be there. I'm not around a whole lot lately with work still giving out overtime, but it should start slowing down again soon and I'll be back on here daily. PEACE OUT
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Post by Not Like Me on Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:55 pm

Pleasure to make your acquaintance Mrs. Donk, we look forward to having you around and playing in some of the freerolls. TBD has talked (bragged) about your abilities, so you should more than make up for our loss of the big guy while he's serving his country with honor.
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Post by slyone66 on Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:42 pm

welcome mrs Donk, finally glad to have you here. sorry TBD is going to be departing. but hopefully it won t be for long. look forward to reading your post and playing in the tourneys with you... welcome, welcome, welcome cheers
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Post by KEVINfromHB on Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:23 am

Hey Donk, you foul old ugly bad breathed son of a gun, how did you ever end up with this hottie Mrs. Donk???
We are on the road to good things here at Donkhard, and you try and keep yourself outta trouble serving this great country, OK TBD??? God bless you, and thanx for leaving us in the hands of someone like the Mrs>>> All will be good as long as you come back soon and in one piece.
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