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The Voice of Poker
The "Voice" of Poker:
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He
can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells
his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he
steps off the plane, the voice says,
"Go to the Horseshoe."
He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says,
"Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."
He
puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his
assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt
Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs. The voice says,
"Go all in."
He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.
The dealer lays down the flop which is 8 of Hearts, 9 of Hearts, 10 of Hearts. The voice says,
"FUCK!."
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He
can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells
his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he
steps off the plane, the voice says,
"Go to the Horseshoe."
He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says,
"Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."
He
puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his
assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt
Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs. The voice says,
"Go all in."
He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.
The dealer lays down the flop which is 8 of Hearts, 9 of Hearts, 10 of Hearts. The voice says,
"FUCK!."
datsme53- Member Rank: Straight Flush
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Re: The Voice of Poker
Hahahaha, that would suck so much! Can you imagine?
But jeez, what donkeys he was at the table with. Very first hand of the WSOP and these guys are are calling all-ins?
P.S. A good post for #1000!
But jeez, what donkeys he was at the table with. Very first hand of the WSOP and these guys are are calling all-ins?
P.S. A good post for #1000!
Not Like Me- Member Rank: Boat
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Re: The Voice of Poker
Not Like Me wrote:Hahahaha, that would suck so much! Can you imagine?
But jeez, what donkeys he was at the table with. Very first hand of the WSOP and these guys are are calling all-ins?
P.S. A good post for #1000!
Actually, my 1000's post was the one before this one... Final Table in 12 Days of Christmas.... but... it seems we have a post hatchet in here now that probably has hacked a post.... one that had probably a reply from me..................hmmmmm.... which mod was it? ......... LMAO!!!!!
datsme53- Member Rank: Straight Flush
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Re: The Voice of Poker
lol, that was funny!
And to the above post, it was not me.
And to the above post, it was not me.
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
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