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merry christmas all
would like too wish everyone a happy holidays and be safe in your travels this weekend and next
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Merry Christmas all
jimbeam77- Member Rank: Flush
- Number of posts : 379
Registration date : 2009-02-14
Age : 54
Location : Akron , Ohio
Re: merry christmas all
MERRY CHRISTMAS and GOD BLESS EACH and EVERYONE
thehogster65- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 438
Registration date : 2009-03-14
Age : 58
Location : Medford,Oregon
Re: merry christmas all
ahh the day is here and i can get out of my suit and drink drink drink and drink some more lmao.
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Re: merry christmas all
Merry Christmas ladies and gentlemen, wishing you and yours the best this holiday season. Enjoy and be safe.
Not Like Me- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 441
Registration date : 2009-03-14
Age : 37
Location : Toronto, Canada
Re: merry christmas all
Merry Christmas everyone!!
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 30
Location : California
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Hope everyone has had a very Merry Christmas this year. Here is a story I thought you should all hear!
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
not a creature was stirring except for my mouse
I was on my computer clicking that mouse
folding, checking ,and raising my full house
When all of a sudden there came such a clatter
it came from the roof I said whats the matter
I looked back at my computer and low and behold
there were 2 black aces looking beautiful like gold
To hell with the noise this is my spot
if I play these right I'll win a HUGE pot
I put in a nice raise and was surprised to see
that 3 other players were calling me
The flop came out and I came alive
rainbow ace then a four and a five (A 4 5)
The 1st player leads out and the 2nd player folds
and the 3rd player ALL his chips he unloads
What a HUGE pot> It's Mine> I'm ALL IN!!!
I move the mouse over with a shit eating grin,
But before I could click and commit all my chips
a voice rings out from an old man's lips.
"You're beat son, you have to lay that hand down"
On his face no emotion.... not a smile or a frown
ARE YOU NUTS? I scream back... Fold top set !! no way!!!
"You will go broke if you don't"... was all he could say
Then it hits me, OH NO!! ....The huge pot....It's my turn!!!
As they timed out my aces I started to burn
Well the hand played out and I watched with a shiver,
a nine on the turn and a queen on the river (A 4 5 9 Q)
I was so angry at this man for what he had done,
He cost me a fortune and ruined all my fun
So I turned around to scold him but he was not there
gone in a flash disappeared into thin air.
Looking back at the showdown my eyeballs popped out
the hands are flipped over and I hear that voice shout,
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"
"By now ho ho ho you know I was right"
He shouts to his reindeer and they're off you see
The 3rd player's hand was a two and a three(23)
A 2 3 4 5 9 Q
Merry Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
not a creature was stirring except for my mouse
I was on my computer clicking that mouse
folding, checking ,and raising my full house
When all of a sudden there came such a clatter
it came from the roof I said whats the matter
I looked back at my computer and low and behold
there were 2 black aces looking beautiful like gold
To hell with the noise this is my spot
if I play these right I'll win a HUGE pot
I put in a nice raise and was surprised to see
that 3 other players were calling me
The flop came out and I came alive
rainbow ace then a four and a five (A 4 5)
The 1st player leads out and the 2nd player folds
and the 3rd player ALL his chips he unloads
What a HUGE pot> It's Mine> I'm ALL IN!!!
I move the mouse over with a shit eating grin,
But before I could click and commit all my chips
a voice rings out from an old man's lips.
"You're beat son, you have to lay that hand down"
On his face no emotion.... not a smile or a frown
ARE YOU NUTS? I scream back... Fold top set !! no way!!!
"You will go broke if you don't"... was all he could say
Then it hits me, OH NO!! ....The huge pot....It's my turn!!!
As they timed out my aces I started to burn
Well the hand played out and I watched with a shiver,
a nine on the turn and a queen on the river (A 4 5 9 Q)
I was so angry at this man for what he had done,
He cost me a fortune and ruined all my fun
So I turned around to scold him but he was not there
gone in a flash disappeared into thin air.
Looking back at the showdown my eyeballs popped out
the hands are flipped over and I hear that voice shout,
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"
"By now ho ho ho you know I was right"
He shouts to his reindeer and they're off you see
The 3rd player's hand was a two and a three(23)
A 2 3 4 5 9 Q
Merry Christmas
datsme53- Member Rank: Straight Flush
- Number of posts : 1583
Registration date : 2008-12-04
Age : 70
Location : Mclean, IL
Re: merry christmas all
That was really good Datman! Did you write it?
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 30
Location : California
Re: merry christmas all
happy belated xmas all, was gone all day at the relatives house. what a zoo.LOL glad it's only once a year. pockets are sticking out like two rabbit ears after this one.
slyone66- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 702
Registration date : 2008-09-19
Age : 58
Location : Massachusetts
Re: merry christmas all
Merry Christmas Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roller- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 645
Registration date : 2009-07-10
Age : 59
Re: merry christmas all
NicolasWSOP wrote:That was really good Datman! Did you write it?
nope but its still good lol,
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