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Male vs Female at the ATM Machine!

Post by datsme53 on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:50 pm

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby readsL
note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'


MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to
the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into
machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is
the Truth!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount
to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window
down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang
up..
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8..
Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to
find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash
required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and
receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse
back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate
card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to
irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull
off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
AND TO THE LADIES who can handle
it.... they need a laugh, too!










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