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It's St. Patty's Day! Irish Jokes?
Here is one some of you may have seen before, but I thought it was a good one.
Mr. O'Toole and Mr. McDowell were at their favorite pub drinking a pint or two. Mr. O'Toole turned the conversation to a more serious subject.
"Mr. McDowell", Mr. O'Toole says, "we have been great friends for a very long time now, and I was wondering if ye could do me a favor sir?"
Mr. McDowell answers, "Why sure me true friend, indeed I will."
Mr. O'Toole continues, "If I should pass from this world before ye, could ye bring flowers and put over me grave?"
"That I'll do, that I'll do", Mr. McDowell answers. "Mr. O'Toole sir, if I should pass before ye, would you sprinkle a little Irish whiskey over me grave?"
"That I'll do, that I'll do", Mr. O'Toole says. "Hmmmm, Irish whiskey is it you say?"
"Yes, indeed, the finest if you please sir" Mr McDowell replies.
Mr. O'Toole says with a questioning manner, "Would ye mind if I let it pass through me kidneys first?"
Mr. O'Toole and Mr. McDowell were at their favorite pub drinking a pint or two. Mr. O'Toole turned the conversation to a more serious subject.
"Mr. McDowell", Mr. O'Toole says, "we have been great friends for a very long time now, and I was wondering if ye could do me a favor sir?"
Mr. McDowell answers, "Why sure me true friend, indeed I will."
Mr. O'Toole continues, "If I should pass from this world before ye, could ye bring flowers and put over me grave?"
"That I'll do, that I'll do", Mr. McDowell answers. "Mr. O'Toole sir, if I should pass before ye, would you sprinkle a little Irish whiskey over me grave?"
"That I'll do, that I'll do", Mr. O'Toole says. "Hmmmm, Irish whiskey is it you say?"
"Yes, indeed, the finest if you please sir" Mr McDowell replies.
Mr. O'Toole says with a questioning manner, "Would ye mind if I let it pass through me kidneys first?"
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