STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!

whyucallin · by whyucallin on Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:17 pm

I'm putting together a list of stupid comments made by poker players & I need your help!! what is the most rediculous thing you've heard at the tables ??

" I really don't care if I win or lose " after making about 6 rebuys in a satellite to a $10,000 tourney (10 buy ins = 1 buy in to the main event )

" It's a freeroll !!! " a great excuse for poor play!!

" they were SUITED " donkey mating call

" I have the nuts " flop was 9d 10d Kd he had Ad 3d ( i was holding the Jd Qd)

" I knew it would be there " when some DONK hits a 1 outer on the river

" pot odds baby " UTG raised all in & it was folded to him in the BB

" how could you call with that?" ummm.... i flopped top pair & an open ended str8 flush draw

" #$(& you , you @^$hole " i had pocket 10s, flop was Kh 10h 10s & he hit his flush draw on the river & bet all in

these are just a few of 'em, please feel free to add as many as you like ! the more rediculous the better !!!

whyucallin · by whyucallin on Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:21 pm

" way to chase " razz tourney on FTP: on 4th st I had 5 4 3 2 he had Q 9 showing & caught a 7542A & i bricked out & I was the one chasing LMAO

**konawajim** · by **konawajim** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:42 pm

Online poker is RIGGED!!!!!!!

**The Big Donk** · by **The Big Donk** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:43 pm

Here's one I hear all the time on Absolute Poker:

"F%$&ing AP!"

And one I hear in live low-end cash games alot, especially the Indian Casinos that allow the 18+ crowd to play:

"I've got the Ace," (when there's another ace on the board)

The Ace? The Ace?? Aren't there 4 of those in the deck?

**Debel** · by **Debel** on Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:21 pm

Donkey!

That is the stupidest.

**Debel** · by **Debel** on Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:41 pm

I should have called

I'll donate

Let's gamble

I have to get home anyway

I will call your bet and raise you....(idiots...you call OR raise)

"I'm all in" When it is a limit game and they have stacks of chips

Dueces never looses (and they pronounce loses 'looses')

I don't f...ing believe it! Do you believe this sh..? (It is poker, what surprises you?)

I hate this game

I am never coming back here again.

I'll play you heads up any day

F...ing dealer

I'd call you if you weren't so cute

You don't have any of that!

Serkanfeda · by Serkanfeda on Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:16 am

these stupid bots always win! (bots play poker?)

If it wasn't for the river I would have won! (lolol duhh!)

whyucallin · by whyucallin on Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:30 am

this one was pretty funny. I'm playing 7stud hi/lo on AP the other day & on 5th street I have a 7 hi str8. this clown at the table just keeps raising & I can see from his up cards that I have him beat bad. on 6th st i catch an ace,improving my low, long story short we're betting & raising like crazy & after 7th st he says " you're an !$&hole" " AP just loves guys like you" when the betting is over he has 4 5 8 Q 8 8 Q & it's a split pot. so i ask him "how much could they possibly love ME when they just dealt you a runner runner full house to beat my straight? " i got no reply

**ryodejaneiro** · by **ryodejaneiro** on Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:53 pm

I think you guys pretty much covered most of what I see/hear but I can think of two more:

- calling someone "river rat" after the river gives the opponent the better hand
- "do you want me to call?"

**konawajim** · by **konawajim** on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:38 pm

I heard this one tonight watching the WSOP "Just this One" I guess they were praying pirat

kenislu · by kenislu on Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:47 pm

onyl few words. TILT ownz ppl and breaking them lifes. Mad

I got owned by programe lots of times

tupac81raiders · by tupac81raiders on Fri May 29, 2009 6:46 pm

How about @##$ you ^%#@ @%# @%%# I have seen that on fulltilt a few times LOL

**NicolasWSOP** · by **NicolasWSOP** on Fri May 29, 2009 8:05 pm

I don't know if this is the same as konawajim, but I absolutely despise it when people say "one time." Unless they've never won a poker hand ever, they should really just STFU.

blackulakingz · by blackulakingz on Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:07 am

what is that "just this one" garbage..i have also heard this saying at the tables......i dunno about praying but they sure sounds like it

**thehogster65** · by **thehogster65** on Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:06 pm

The one I like is

Time for bed I'm all-in some body call me.

Usually works to get one or two callers and they turn over pocket ACES
and the next line always is

Well I guess I can stay up and play for a while since I don't have to get up early.