JOKES ANYONE?

Wonder what they call two skunks sixtynining??(no not feds) ODOR EATERS!!!

lol good one

heres one
whats the last thing m. jackson said before he died I want to go too the childrens hospital.

or
he wanted to be melted down into plastic legos so e1 can play with him .

HERES TODAYS HUMOR

Blonde Jokes...




Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida
or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida
?????'




CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'




SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!'




RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I
get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, 'You ARE on the other side.'






AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made
her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'





KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'






BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!'






IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'






FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever
heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

good bunch of blonde jokes ....I'll add one more to the list.......three pregnent blondes at a baby shower one says shes haveing a girl baby 'cause she was on her back at conception,the other says shes haveing a boy 'cause she was rideing on top when concieved the third blonde starts crying and sobbing and when the other two asked her what was wrong ..she blubbered I'm haveing puppys!!!

..........just a little funny vid for amusment for ya'll

my personal favorite blonde joke. need I say more.

trucker103 wrote:heres one
whats the last thing m. jackson said before he died I want to go too the childrens hospital.

or
he wanted to be melted down into plastic legos so e1 can play with him .

You know, they say he died of heart attack at the hospital, but he actually had a stroke in the children's ward.

Hi-yo!

Been pretty busy lately haven't been here in a while. Read the jokes and laughed my head off. Great bunch of jokes guys still laughing. Keep them coming.

Nutz-R-Gutz wrote:Wonder what they call two skunks sixtynining??(no not feds) ODOR EATERS!!!

Cute and Funny ....


Oder Munchers
That's is Flippen Funny.