elderly couple

An elderly couple were invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endering terms such as: Honey,My Love,Darling.Sweetheart,ect. The couple had been married almost 70 years and,clearly they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the lining room,her lady friend leaned over to her host to say,"I think it's wonderful that,after all these years,you still call your husband all those loving pet names." The elderdy lady hung her head. "I have to tell you the truth,"she said, "his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago,and I'm scared to death to ask the crankey old Asshole what his name is."