Online Poker Rooms
STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
+15
csmron
Surf Rat
decker
Alecizzo23
thehogster65
blackulakingz
NicolasWSOP
tupac81raiders
kenislu
ryodejaneiro
Serkanfeda
Debel
The Big Donk
konawajim
whyucallin
19 posters
Page 1 of 2
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2
STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
I'm putting together a list of stupid comments made by poker players & I need your help!! what is the most rediculous thing you've heard at the tables ??
" I really don't care if I win or lose " after making about 6 rebuys in a satellite to a $10,000 tourney (10 buy ins = 1 buy in to the main event )
" It's a freeroll !!! " a great excuse for poor play!!
" they were SUITED " donkey mating call
" I have the nuts " flop was 9d 10d Kd he had Ad 3d ( i was holding the Jd Qd)
" I knew it would be there " when some DONK hits a 1 outer on the river
" pot odds baby " UTG raised all in & it was folded to him in the BB
" how could you call with that?" ummm.... i flopped top pair & an open ended str8 flush draw
" #$(& you , you @^$hole " i had pocket 10s, flop was Kh 10h 10s & he hit his flush draw on the river & bet all in
these are just a few of 'em, please feel free to add as many as you like ! the more rediculous the better !!!
" I really don't care if I win or lose " after making about 6 rebuys in a satellite to a $10,000 tourney (10 buy ins = 1 buy in to the main event )
" It's a freeroll !!! " a great excuse for poor play!!
" they were SUITED " donkey mating call
" I have the nuts " flop was 9d 10d Kd he had Ad 3d ( i was holding the Jd Qd)
" I knew it would be there " when some DONK hits a 1 outer on the river
" pot odds baby " UTG raised all in & it was folded to him in the BB
" how could you call with that?" ummm.... i flopped top pair & an open ended str8 flush draw
" #$(& you , you @^$hole " i had pocket 10s, flop was Kh 10h 10s & he hit his flush draw on the river & bet all in
these are just a few of 'em, please feel free to add as many as you like ! the more rediculous the better !!!
whyucallin- Member Rank: Pair
- Number of posts : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-24
a new one
" way to chase " razz tourney on FTP: on 4th st I had 5 4 3 2 he had Q 9 showing & caught a 7542A & i bricked out & I was the one chasing LMAO
whyucallin- Member Rank: Pair
- Number of posts : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-24
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
Online poker is RIGGED!!!!!!!
konawajim- Member Rank: Straight
- Number of posts : 184
Registration date : 2008-07-20
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
Here's one I hear all the time on Absolute Poker:
"F%$&ing AP!"
And one I hear in live low-end cash games alot, especially the Indian Casinos that allow the 18+ crowd to play:
"I've got the Ace," (when there's another ace on the board)
The Ace? The Ace?? Aren't there 4 of those in the deck?
"F%$&ing AP!"
And one I hear in live low-end cash games alot, especially the Indian Casinos that allow the 18+ crowd to play:
"I've got the Ace," (when there's another ace on the board)
The Ace? The Ace?? Aren't there 4 of those in the deck?
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
I should have called
I'll donate
Let's gamble
I have to get home anyway
I will call your bet and raise you....(idiots...you call OR raise)
"I'm all in" When it is a limit game and they have stacks of chips
Dueces never looses (and they pronounce loses 'looses')
I don't f...ing believe it! Do you believe this sh..? (It is poker, what surprises you?)
I hate this game
I am never coming back here again.
I'll play you heads up any day
F...ing dealer
I'd call you if you weren't so cute
You don't have any of that!
I'll donate
Let's gamble
I have to get home anyway
I will call your bet and raise you....(idiots...you call OR raise)
"I'm all in" When it is a limit game and they have stacks of chips
Dueces never looses (and they pronounce loses 'looses')
I don't f...ing believe it! Do you believe this sh..? (It is poker, what surprises you?)
I hate this game
I am never coming back here again.
I'll play you heads up any day
F...ing dealer
I'd call you if you weren't so cute
You don't have any of that!
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
these stupid bots always win! (bots play poker?)
If it wasn't for the river I would have won! (lolol duhh!)
If it wasn't for the river I would have won! (lolol duhh!)
Serkanfeda- Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie
- Number of posts : 5
Registration date : 2008-09-07
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
this one was pretty funny. I'm playing 7stud hi/lo on AP the other day & on 5th street I have a 7 hi str8. this clown at the table just keeps raising & I can see from his up cards that I have him beat bad. on 6th st i catch an ace,improving my low, long story short we're betting & raising like crazy & after 7th st he says " you're an !$&hole" " AP just loves guys like you" when the betting is over he has 4 5 8 Q 8 8 Q & it's a split pot. so i ask him "how much could they possibly love ME when they just dealt you a runner runner full house to beat my straight? " i got no reply
whyucallin- Member Rank: Pair
- Number of posts : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-24
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
I think you guys pretty much covered most of what I see/hear but I can think of two more:
- calling someone "river rat" after the river gives the opponent the better hand
- "do you want me to call?"
- calling someone "river rat" after the river gives the opponent the better hand
- "do you want me to call?"
ryodejaneiro- Member Rank: Flush
- Number of posts : 209
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Location : Virginia
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
I heard this one tonight watching the WSOP "Just this One" I guess they were praying
konawajim- Member Rank: Straight
- Number of posts : 184
Registration date : 2008-07-20
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
onyl few words. TILT ownz ppl and breaking them lifes.
I got owned by programe lots of times
I got owned by programe lots of times
kenislu- Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie
- Number of posts : 18
Registration date : 2008-11-29
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
How about @##$ you ^%#@ @%# @%%# I have seen that on fulltilt a few times LOL
tupac81raiders- Member Rank: Pair
- Number of posts : 26
Registration date : 2009-05-25
Age : 38
Location : Los Angeles
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
I don't know if this is the same as konawajim, but I absolutely despise it when people say "one time." Unless they've never won a poker hand ever, they should really just STFU.
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 31
Location : California
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
what is that "just this one" garbage..i have also heard this saying at the tables......i dunno about praying but they sure sounds like it
blackulakingz- Member Rank: Two Pair
- Number of posts : 98
Registration date : 2009-04-18
Location : WA
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
The one I like is
Time for bed I'm all-in some body call me.
Usually works to get one or two callers and they turn over pocket ACES
and the next line always is
Well I guess I can stay up and play for a while since I don't have to get up early.
Time for bed I'm all-in some body call me.
Usually works to get one or two callers and they turn over pocket ACES
and the next line always is
Well I guess I can stay up and play for a while since I don't have to get up early.
thehogster65- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 438
Registration date : 2009-03-14
Age : 59
Location : Medford,Oregon
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
ahahahah hogster that's a funny one.
I would never say it though :p
I would never say it though :p
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 31
Location : California
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
"But I had big slick"
"But I saw a pro do it"
lol
"But I saw a pro do it"
lol
Alecizzo23- Member Rank: Trips
- Number of posts : 125
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 33
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
"I know you are bluffing" - then he folds!
decker- Member Rank: Pair
- Number of posts : 42
Registration date : 2008-12-29
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
"Who the hell calls a raise with 2 5?"
I do... jeez everybody knows that. What a stupid question!
I do... jeez everybody knows that. What a stupid question!
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
"I'm giving up poker forever."
ummm, no you're not!
ummm, no you're not!
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 31
Location : California
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
their are so many to chose from but i think ya'll have covered most of them...but one I see ALOT is when a player losses and sez.." this site is rigged " ....'specially if seen in a small freeroll ...come'on get a brain .. if you are going to rig a game it sure wouldn't be a $100 freeroll
Surf Rat- Member Rank: Flush
- Number of posts : 327
Registration date : 2009-05-15
wonderbah bah suba jecta
The claSSIC
I HAD YOU UNTIL THE RIVER
GEE GUESS MINES WASN'T AS BIG AS YOURS AFTER ALL
THAT WOULDN'T OF HAPPENED IN A "LIVE GAME" (THIS ONE WAS DEAD I GUESS??)
I HAD YOU UNTIL THE RIVER
GEE GUESS MINES WASN'T AS BIG AS YOURS AFTER ALL
THAT WOULDN'T OF HAPPENED IN A "LIVE GAME" (THIS ONE WAS DEAD I GUESS??)
csmron- Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie
- Number of posts : 11
Registration date : 2008-07-29
Age : 67
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
"durrrr is a fish"
I hate when people say this. I doubt they could make millions as easy as Tom Dwan can!
I hate when people say this. I doubt they could make millions as easy as Tom Dwan can!
NicolasWSOP- Member Rank: Quads
- Number of posts : 819
Registration date : 2009-05-09
Age : 31
Location : California
chefjimmy- Member Rank: Boat
- Number of posts : 545
Registration date : 2009-01-24
Re: STUPID COMMENTS...LET'S HEAR 'EM !!!
"" It's a freeroll !!! " a great excuse for poor play!! "
Oh yeah? not only excuse for poor play..but great comment on any any bitter comment at a freeroll table
Oh yeah? not only excuse for poor play..but great comment on any any bitter comment at a freeroll table
pdutty- Member Rank: 7 Duey Newie
- Number of posts : 16
Registration date : 2008-10-11
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2
Similar topics
» Razz. Lets talk it out.
» My Lesson to all....
» new donkey
» Changes to the format of releasing the passwords.
» Stupid Asses in the freerolls
» My Lesson to all....
» new donkey
» Changes to the format of releasing the passwords.
» Stupid Asses in the freerolls
Page 1 of 2
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:46 pm by datsme53
» Intertops Poker Announces A Gold Card Blowout!
Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:56 pm by datsme53
» Happy Birthday NotLikeMe!
Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:44 pm by datsme53
» Interops Poker Easter Egg Hunt! PLO Games Continue
Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:00 am by datsme53
» Full Tilt Poker News! DOJ Hires Claims Administrator!
Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:56 pm by datsme53
» Intertops PLO Weekend!
Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:34 pm by datsme53
» Lock Poker Having a 100 Seats to the $100k Freeroll!
Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:43 pm by jimbeam77
» Carbon, Aced Poker Maximus Freeroll Giveaway!
Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:44 pm by datsme53
» Juicy Stakes Poker Lucky 13 Series
Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:28 pm by datsme53