Chocolate Calculator!! Amazing!

by **datsme53** Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:57 am

Okay.... this is something for us poker players that will from time to time eat chocolate to sooth the losing sorrows. Chocolate is a comfort food, so when them donkeys get to you a little bit... chocolate can help take the edge off...LOL! Razz

Here is a chocolate calculator to take your mind off the latest bad beat!
When your done with this calculation.... treat your self to a little nice smooth chocolate and let if melt slowly and melt those donkey blues away! Very Happy

Chocolate Calculator:

Don't tell me your age: you probably would tell a falsehood anyway - but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. I you have already had your birthday this year add 1759...
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.