1 POINT FOR US WOMEN

by **thehogster65** Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:17 pm

An old man
and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would
shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!'

Neighbors
feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of
the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To
everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was
98.

His wife had
a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she
went straight to the local bar and began to party, as
if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned
for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he
may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
grave, and come back to haunt you for the rest of your
life?'

The wife put
down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down.'

Dang women -
They think of everything!!!!

by **jimbeam77** Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:44 pm

lmfao

that would be my wife Very Happy

1 POINT FOR US WOMEN

1 POINT FOR US WOMEN

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