Tiger Woods' Top Ten

by **datsme53** Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:46 pm

Tiger Woods.........Top Ten.

One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 320 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 200 yards.
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

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