so marriage is what u wanted lol

Ring any bells fellas
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
old buddies


So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'


'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.


'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'



The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'


She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India
,etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar....you know......they have
frozen glasses...'


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,


'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it..


The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'


You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'


'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now,
and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
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I am LMFAO, that was good

ROFLMFAO That was total awesome and awfully close to being right.

LMFAO... ...Just another reason in the long list to stay Single and on the Prowl on the beach or local club meeting new,freindly and intoxicated people.. ...and in the morning you or they will go home. but at least she s letting him have his beer still....

There is absolutely nothing you can say about this joke except....YOU NAILED IT>>>RIGHT ON THE HEAD!

22 years of experience in that dept......

oh...how do i know that is true

i got 25 yrs kev and very nice to see ya back

I have zero years of experience

And thank you for posting this trucker, it made me Laugh - Out - Loud.

Always love a good joke, trucker! ROFL! Hey... since we're talking years of marriage... I'm at 33 years and counting!

this was very funny, although i have no experience! =)

Great joke and yes it can be so true but it can also go the opposite way especially nowadays. ROFL

LMAO

I feel the pain everyday.

LMFAO

Very True and Funny as ............