Nic's Bye Bye Bankroll Song!

by **datsme53** Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:38 pm

Well... I fooled around a little bit tonight a came up with a few lyrics for one of Nic's (NicolasWSOP) songs. This one being the infamous.... "Bye Bye Bankroll" song. Okay.. okay.. it's a bit rough, but hey.. I'm suffering from sleep apnia.. LOL! Kind of imagine Liza Minnelli's tune of "Bye Bye Blackbird" as you stumble through the lyrics... LOL!

Pack up all my care and woe
Here I go Tiltin' low
Bye Bye Bankroll

Tilt's where they wait for me
Queen is sweet, so is 3
Bye Bye Bankroll

Nic's my name, got one claim to fame
I had the nuts till the river came

Turn out the light, make the bed
Come to dinner my mommie said
Bankroll bye bye

Pack up all my care and woe
Here I go Tiltin' low
Bye bye
(Bye,bye)
Bankroll
(Du, du, du, du, du, du...etc.)

Tilt's where they wait for me
Queen is sweet, so is 3
Bye, bye
(Bye, bye)
Bankroll
(Du, du, du, du, du, du...etc.)

Just lost it all.. yep ..the full amount
Could ya please put some in my Tilt account

I went all in with a really great hand
How come I get beat on the river and
Bye, bye
Bankroll

Pack up all my care and woe
Here I go, Tiltin' low
Bye Bye Bankroll

Tilt's where they wait for me
Queen is sweet, so is 3
Bye Bye Bankroll

by **chefjimmy** Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:01 pm

dats,,,it was soo funny i literally had tears in my eyes laughing...way to go!

by **Surf Rat** Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:51 am

LMFAO ..fell outa my chair... Laughing

twice

..I can picture Liza doing this song on stage with nic sittin in the front row.... exquisitely funny and so true too....good job cheers

by **NicolasWSOP** Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:57 am

hmm funny stuff. Where did you get the inspiration for the lyrics? Who is this "Nic" person that you speak of that is so bad at poker???

by **Not Like Me** Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:59 am

LMFAO - Dats, again, this is one of my favorite songs of the year. I thought it was hilarious just by reading the lyrics, then I listened to the song and read the lyrics as I did so - with even more comical results. I've been cracking up with laughter every time I read this, truly a golden song for the ages.

Hope Nick doesn't mind too much Razz

If so we might have a few more lined up for him!

by **Not Like Me** Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:02 am

Here's the song in case anyone wants to do the same as me, it's of epic proportions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-bzPHsSj0

by **slyone66** Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:29 am

lmao wtg Dats, the funniest yet.

by unibamber Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:59 pm

thats a good 1 dats i like it

by Guest Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:37 pm

oh my lol
even the pain pills and im still laughing it hurts but im laughing

by **Roller** Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:54 pm

Very nice .....

LMAO

The Q3 theme nice touch ...

Nice one Dats.

................................................

"hmm funny stuff. Where did you get the inspiration for the lyrics? Who
is this "Nic" person that you speak of that is so bad at poker???"

Nicolas I have No idea what Dats talking about.
I know of No Nic.

hmmmm

Laughing

by **NicolasWSOP** Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:36 pm

I bet you i'll shave off the "bye bye bankroll" image tomorrow at the TP tournament... wait and see Razz

by **NicolasWSOP** Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:52 pm

Kind of ironic that the song that I wrote knocked this one off of the first page of threads, lol.

Well, since I just posted here this one is back up top hahaha