I love this one

How do you keep a donkey in suspense?

LMAO
That`s just Wrong, lol
Gotme

I also like: A donkey types what?

I think most of my posts will be jokes until I get better at pokes. I don't have the tech knowledge yet to ask questions about hands, and don't know about many pro's. Basically, I'm glad these forums have a joke section!

If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

This one's cheese, but I made it up when I was 7- Not too bad:
What's the number one complaint from fetuses? Not enough womb.

How do you know that a blonde has been using your computer?
There's White- Out on the screen.

Isn't it ironic that Africa is shaped like a Porterhouse steak?

Why are there no Wal- Mart's in Afghanistan? Too many Targets.

That is good