Just heard this one the other day

by **The Big Donk** Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:57 pm

Now I hope I'm not crossing any lines here, but I couldn't help but laugh when I heard this one. My grandfather, who has been wheelchair bound since WWII told me this one, but if you find it offensive and want it removed, please let me know and I will remove it immediately.

A guy was walking down the beach when he came across a girl who was crying. He noticed that the girl had no legs.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

"I'm crying because I've never been kissed," the girl with no legs said.

So he gave the girl a kiss and then started to walk away. But when he did, the girl with no legs started crying even harder.

So he turned back around and asked here, "Why are you crying, now?"

"Because I've never been f$%#ed," the girl with no legs said.

So he picked her up, carried her out to the deep water, and threw her in.

"There you go," he said. "You're f$%#ed now!"

by **CanuckMachine** Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:32 pm

Lol that one was funny, i've heard it before but makes me laugh every time i hear it

by ravensfan929 Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:39 pm

lol, never heard that one b4

by **Debel** Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:58 pm

Offensive?! Wow, I have must spent way too much time in the cardroom. I just don't get why this would be offensive. Just wait, I am sure I will post one eventually, lol.