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by **Surf Rat** Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:14 am

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
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what have men and floor tiles have in common?

if you lay 'em right the first time,you can walk all over them for life.
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how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

none...they'd just sit in the dark an bitch.
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whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

about 65lbs.
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and in conclussion
Some laughable quotes

"Sex is one of the most wholesome,beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." ......... Steve Martin

"Bigamy is haveing one wife or husband too many......Monogamy is the same"....... Oscar Wilde

"The problem is that god gave man a brain and a penis,but only enough blood to run one at a time".......... Robin Williams

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by **Roller** Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:26 am

"whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

about 65lbs."

LMAO
Aint that the truth.
Very Funny....................

Thanks surfrat.

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by **jimbeam77** Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:44 pm

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift certificate envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

At the final house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.

Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge....All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said.......but what's the dollar for?'

'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told m y husband that today would be your last day... and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you?'

He said, "...Screw him ........give him a dollar."

The blonde then proudly said....But the breakfast was my idea.'

by **jimbeam77** Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:46 pm

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift certificate envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

At the final house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.

Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge....All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said.......but what's the dollar for?'

'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told m y husband that today would be your last day... and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you?'

He said, "...Screw him ........give him a dollar."

The blonde then proudly said....But the breakfast was my idea.'

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